Everybody Loves a Top 10 lists!!

First off, if you dont agree with the title stop reading this blog post. I have decided to make a top 10 list of my own.

Top 10 least favourite/Overrated actors/actresses

10) Brendan Fraser: Encino Man, Airheads, and george of the Jungle are just a few of Frasers on screen gems. Seriously he is terrible. However he will be in the upcoming G.I. Joe movie......hopefully he plays a dead soldier.

9) Gwyneth Paltrow: I just dont think she is good Aside from "View from the top" which was hilarious because of Mike Meyers playing a guy with Lazy eye, her characters are very forgettable.

8) Jimmy Fallon: Take some ritalin and stop interuppting your guests on your show and let them tell there stories. Oh and your movies all suck too.

7) Matthew McConaughey : I keep gettin older but my movies keep just suckin man.

6) Keanu Reeves: "Whoa"

5) Jessica Simpson: Nuff said

4) Johnny Knoxville: One movie "THE RINGER". He tries to act like a special olympian in order to get money or something. Sadly his acting ability is the most retarded thing in the movie.

3) Matt Leblanc: Are you acting or are you really that stupid?? You made "Ed" the chimp look like an oscar contender.

2) Paul Walker : If you have seen any of the Fast and the furious movies you know how horrific this mans acting is. I actually read a story on how Paul Walkers doctor told him he needed to stop acting(due to stress). No kidding. Most onvious story ever. I actually think his doctor was just sick of watching his horrendous acting and brokeback mountain like bro-mances with Vin Diesel and Tyson Beckford. "I'd go to jail for you bro" Paul uttered in a movie, unfortunately it wasnt real and he didnt get shivved.

1) George Clooney : He has the acting range of a statue. He isnt even type cast, yet every role he plays he does the same character. If you havent had the severe displeasure of watching "Burn aftr Reading" do yourself a favour and dont. Rent Zombie Strippers instead or Mask and get some cheap laughs at Eric Stoltz's characters Rocky' expense.



If you disagree with any of my choices feel free to tell someone who cares!!

Recently Jenn and I took a well deserved and needed trip down the coast to San Francisco. We took the scenic route to the Bay Area with stops in Vancouver then Edmonton. Thats the beauty of living in Rupert, You fly to Vancouver which is half way to San Fran and then all the way back north to Edmonton. When we did finally arrive we got our shuttle to our hotel by the airport. The next morning we took the shuttle back to the airport so I could get some sunglasses..........not really but I did find a sweet pair of free Revo sunglasses on our shuttle. We took the BART(Bay area rapid transit) to our hotel which was in Fisherman's Wharf. Our hotel was amazing and everyday from 5pm-6pm the was free California wine and Beer which we took advantage of. The sites in San Fran were incredible with the highlight being the Golden Gate Bridge and Alcatraz. There were lots of tourists and locals alike walking the bridge as it was clear blue skies and warm......however when we reached the halfway point of the bridge some fog had rolled in and you literally couldnt see 20 feet in front of you. So we circled back and when we reached the beginning the fog was gone again. Needless to say a spectacular site. Alcatraz was very interesting and eerie. Knowing the kinds of inmates that had once been imprisoned there where we were now standing was very creepy. The 45min audio tour was very well done. I was relcutant to do the audio tour because I thought it may be boring, however it was done by former correctional officers and former inmates. At one point I decided to yell "I drive a Volvo, a beige one" as it was the only quote from "The rock" i could remember. Then a seagull pooped in the ladies hair right in front of me...........it was aweosme!!!

We also saw the painted ladies from the Full House intro and drank some Guiness on St.Patty's day.

After seeing the sights and shopping Jenn and I decided to go walking around and we came across one of the greatest sites ever....a dude with a dog that had a cat on its back and on the cats back were a couple of mice and they were walking down the street.(google : mouse on cat on dog). Apparently hes quite a popular guy.

However our trip had to end and we were forced back to Rupert because of our jobs. And thankfully the weather was crap when we returned. It was cold windy and snowy the whole time. For some reason I love hearing how bad the weather is while Im gone, almost as much as I enjoy midget tossing.

Hmmmmm, yep thats all I have to say

Is Oprah clueless or is my mind that deep in the gutter??

Sorry to offend any Oprah fans but she is just slightly naive. The other night while laying on the couch with Jenn she put Oprah on to see an update of a family that was all addicted to Heroin. Thats right, Both parents and both teenage sons all addicted to heroin. So Oprah annouces that they have the father live via "SKYPE". She then says "here is Mike Hawk". Yep, Mike Hawk. Oprah must have said the name "Mike Hawk" a dozen times or so throughout the episode. She then proceeded to say how suprised she was about peoples interest in Mike Hawk, and how people were always asking about him. Needless to say it was the best Oprah show ever as both lisa Ling and Oprah seemed mesemerized by Mike Hawk on Skype. However I think Jenn may have been a bit jealous that the two ladies took quite a liking to my cock...I mean MIKE HAWK.

Needless to say, for all the times I have to watch Oprah with Jenn about crap I dont really care about there are those rare episodes where she talks about Mike Hawk with Lisa Ling!!!! I just cant wait for Mike Hunt to be on OPRAH!!!!!

Major Shrinkage

2009 has started out with me taking a new leap.....into frigid pacific ocean waters. Thats right, I did the 2009 annual polar bear swim on New Years day here in Prince Rupert. As cold as it was its pretty awesome to say that I did it. The snow was falling and Jenn and My mom as well as our friends Sam and Natalie and Carala came to watch. I dont think anyone thought I would actually do.......nor did I. I am pretty sure it was the alcohol still in my blood from the night before that clouded my judgement in thinking it would be "not that cold".

I am happy to say I still have all my toes and fingers and fought off sure frostbite upon exiting the water.

Happy new years!!!!!